So for kicks and laughs I decided to watch some episodes of Top Chef's latest season. The reason I laugh at Top Chef is because the conditions they work under are pretty incredibly distant from a real kitchen. I would kill to have that much space instead of working ass to ass with the grill/fry guy. Seriously, some nights we could hold a greased spatula between us. I even have to call out low-left or low-right when I'm going for a reach-in so he knows which cheek to turn so we don't squeak.